Shallow Singapore Problems

• When your bag of coffee leaks everywhere. 
• When your chocolate bar melts because you left it in a bag outside for 2 minutes. 
• When you miss the MRT and have to wait all of 4 minutes for another one, or 8 if it's a really bad day. 
• Losing your MRT card and having to buy one from the machine. 
• The closet BreadTalk not carrying your favourite roll, so you have to walk all the way to the next one in the next mall over. 

And to think, these horrific Singapore problems continue!

• Being asked to like everything on Facebook, from businesses to celebrities. 
• "Singapore" not trending on Twitter. 
• Chicken rice costing $6 at food courts in the city, but $3 at a hawker centre
• Foreigners+Singlish= "Sorry, what? Huh? Say it again?"
• No bubble gum for sale (but it's okay to chew it)